Today’s Apple Tablet dumbness: Step forward, The Apple Blog

by Ian Betteridge on January 8, 2010

How to put this? Oh yes, “the stupid, it burns”.

Liam Cassidy has used his magical gift of clairvoyance and decided that a product about which no one knows any concrete details is better than a product which has been publicly demo’d for 30 seconds. And he’s managed to write 845 words of detailed analysis on why these pixies are better than those unicorns.

Liam, I hate to break it to you: but you know nothing about either product. That’s “know” in the sense of “actually know”, not “think”, “have an opinion about”, or “need to write a long post to get my monthly pageviews up, otherwise I won’t hit my targets and will get fired.”

(Image from nDevilTV)

  • RattyUK

    He does know, like the rest of the world, that Steve Ballmer couldn’t actually operate the HP tablet as his fingers were too big. Or Something.

  • http://www.technovia.co.uk Ian Betteridge

    Well, that’s something at least. He’s earning his money ;)

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