And The Walls Came Tumbling Down: Madonna Dumps Record Industry

And the prize of hyperbolic headline of the week goes to TechCrunch, for “And The Walls Came Tumbling Down: Madonna Dumps Record Industry

Another way of putting it would be “Has-been who’s record sales have been slumping for ages doesn’t attract the advance she thinks she’s worth, and spurns regular record deals”. But that might not have the self-congratulatory, “huh huh we know media” tone which TechCrunch requires.