Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf?

So Ayman Al-Zawahiri, supposedly Osama bin Laden’s deputy in Al-Qaeda, has recorded a tape warning the Britains to expect more destruction from “volcanoes of rage”. Let’s compare and contrast.

ME: Lives in a nice flat in a quiet town, goes where I want, does pretty much what I want.

AL-ZAWAHIRI: Lives in some tiny village somewhere (if not the proverbial cave), can’t enter a major city thanks to the vast price on his head, not even able to use a mobile phone for fear of it being traced.

Hmm. I really don’t think that I’m the one that needs to be afraid.